December 2011
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Dear Rules For Guys in the Presence of a Changing...
Playing on a guys hockey team i have to be ready by the time the zamboni goes on the ice to go into my changeroom for the pre-game talk. I showed up this particular game when the zamboni was already on the ice and my girls room was locked, but “conveniently” i could change with my team.
Boys You Should….
1. Let her have the corner, don’t give her the middle so everyone can see her more
2....
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Dear Simple Touches
Simple brush of the fingers.
Light resting of the hand.
Massages.
Calm strokes.
At what point do the simple touches progress from innocent to mean more?
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November 2011
1 post
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Dear Reality
Is it necessary to make the one so seemingly perfect for you so damn unattainable?
October 2011
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Dear Him
I want to write about us. What I miss, what I loved, questioning what happened…my final words to you. But I find myself picking up my pen, putting it to paper and despite many attempts I can never get passed the words: I Miss You.
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Dear Time
I think we all need the ability to call a time out. Take a break; where things just no longer matter. As though our character from a parallel universe momentarily takes the place of our earth being. Eat whatever we want with no worry of gaining weight. Have sex without worrying about becoming pregnant. Say things, unleash your anger without consequences. Savour a moment. Just take a break from the...
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Dear Conspicuously Inappropriate Song
There are...
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Dear The Missing
How can I miss you? After all that you’ve put me through. How can I miss you? Through all my attempts to forget you.
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Dear Heartbreakers
The songs may say I’m supposed to be happy for you, and wish you the best. But in all truth, that comes second to hoping you’re breaking and hurting a little inside too, because that would mean, all-in-all, you really did care.
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Dear Past Stupid Mistakes
When giving your waiter your number I suggest you stick with the more traditional forms in doing so: write it out and hand it to him, leave it on the table, ask for his or hell, just forget about it and don’t bother. If by chance these methods seem to be too dull for you, you may attempt walking up to him and slipping your number written on a piece of paper down the front of his pants or...
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Dear Innovators, Inventors and Scientists
You’ve given us the workout videos, the workouts in general, the interactive games for these workouts, gyms and personal trainers. Now, the next step I believe, we need a sit down on your ass, just watch, and some weird stimulation of the brain thing will go on and it’ll be as though you’re getting the workout without physically doing anything. Just for thought.
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Dear Wind
Sitting parked in the car today I felt rather uneasy. The way you shook the car it is as though I were the unactive-third participant of a dry humping session you seemed to rather enjoy. I don’t involve you so you shouldn’t involve me.
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Dear My Ipod
Have a few big assignments due this week.
I’m sitting home alone “working” on them. Apparently my ipod is set on making me listen to those sad love songs…the ones that either make you wish you had a boyfriend or reminds you of an ex.
This is brilliant. I’m not getting any work done anymore. Thank you ipod.
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Dear Past Stupid Mistakes
I am incapable of attending the movies without thinking of breaking the movie theatre seat. Why? I’ve done it. I’ve broken a movie theatre seat. Collapsed right under me. Better yet, had to look up at the guy sitting next to me from the floor asking him to move over for obvious reasons.
On the plus side? I’ve done too many embarrassing things for this to have had actually...
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Dear In My Little Head
Well, the cute guy I said I was over? I am. I just figure that that doesn’t mean he can’t like me….is that wrong? Oh well. He likes to wear track pants. By that he either doesn’t care, or he’s just so carefree and comfortable and is all for just being casual.
In my little head: MAYBE he’s waiting for the first girl in the class to wear track pants and not be...
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Dear Contradiction
We’ve heard them both:
“Forgive and forget” and,
“Forgive but don’t forget”.
Which do we live by? Do both exist for the purpose of choosing whichever is most convenient?
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“I’ll fight for the guy. On ONE condition. Life points him out and says...”
– Pretty Boy J
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Dear My Skilled Lover
You manage to cock block 14 guys at once. Without any physical presence. I call that skill.
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Dear Me
D: One day, I'm going to marry an idiot and have smart children because two negatives equals a positive. Basic math. Idiot plus idiot equals smart ass child.
M: -.-
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WatchDear My Hockey Boys
Eeni - Meanie - Miney - Mo
Your dick’s too small for me to blow.
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Dear Me
Laying in bed at 9:55am.
Next time let’s try not to be a moron and stay up till 3 talking with some boy. Just not worth it.
Dear Suspicious Boy
On my hockey team last season and woulda given you a chance for sure. Months later and now finally you got my email and number. But you ignore every flirting possibility…I didn’t think that was possible. You told me not to go to bed but I kinda have to. I said goodnight to you now I’m writing this. You confuse me. I’ve considered the fact maybe you’re not into girls - it seems...
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Dear Let's Make an Obvious Statement
D: You have a cute smile :)
M: Lol so do you :)
September 2011
7 posts
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Dear Boy
So, I use to be completely into you. In all honesty it was because you reminded me of an other guy I knew very well. To me, this other guy was perfect. I guess I put too much expectations on you it seeming that on the surface you two were so similar. I know I never gave it time to really actually get to know you. But I guess I figure that if anything was meant to become of us two, even just good...
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Dear Loser
D: I think it should be officially declared that I am the definition of LOSER
A: Lmao. Why is that?
D: Because there is no doubt about it, I define loser. Someone one day will ask, what's a loser? The other will respond, oh it's a D.
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Dear Moron
Moron: Haha...so when you gonna skype fuck me?? ;)
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Dear Me
So I’ve decided to make a blog. Obviously.
Life is just too interesting. So,
Dear Me,
I’m about to write out my life. I’m going to have fun. I’m going to do stupid things, and I’m going to laugh. I may cry. But, I know this will be great. ;)
Love.
Devacd