Dear Suspicious Boy
On my hockey team last season and woulda given you a chance for sure. Months later and now finally you got my email and number. But you ignore every flirting possibility…I didn’t think that was possible. You told me not to go to bed but I kinda have to. I said goodnight to you now I’m writing this. You confuse me. I’ve considered the fact maybe you’re not into girls - it seems possible. Actually, I’m sure you aren’t. If so I got a great guy for you! But wait…you don’t deserve him. Idea shot to hell.