Dear Past Stupid Mistakes

I am incapable of attending the movies without thinking of breaking the movie theatre seat. Why? I’ve done it. I’ve broken a movie theatre seat. Collapsed right under me. Better yet, had to look up at the guy sitting next to me from the floor asking him to move over for obvious reasons.

On the plus side? I’ve done too many embarrassing things for this to have had actually embarrassed me. On the downside? I’ve done too many embarrassing things for this to have had actually embarrassed me.