Dear Rules For Guys in the Presence of a Changing Girl
Playing on a guys hockey team i have to be ready by the time the zamboni goes on the ice to go into my changeroom for the pre-game talk. I showed up this particular game when the zamboni was already on the ice and my girls room was locked, but “conveniently” i could change with my team.
Boys You Should….
1. Let her have the corner, don’t give her the middle so everyone can see her more
2. Advert your eyes!
3. Don’t talk to her when she’s slipping her pants down or her shirt off…that brings attention to her
4. Don’t steal her clothes
5. Don’t try to be funny by imitating her walking with attitude, simplified don’t wiggle your ass claiming to be her
6. Don’t ask her to join the shower. Hell wait for her to leave or for once do it when you get home
Basically don’t do anything my team did. Yes i play with a bunch of idiots who committed 1-6.
